Re: A Missing Dean
Sep. 9th, 2009 08:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
graceful_descentAmazing, the things that happen when you take a brief vacation. Apparently the security and communications division of Hell are extremely lacking if HE'S out again and it took me until my return to know of it. Why I wasn't notified the very second someone crossed the border vexes me deeply. Believe me, someone(s) will be paying for this in flesh and sinew and I most sincerely hope you weren't involved, Alastair.
I find myself very, very unhappy today.
Dear minions, if you want to get on your favorite charming Lord and Master's good side, bring him back. Immediately.
And if I find out who opened the door, well, they will only wish my payment was taken in flesh. God may forgive even the most grievous of sins with a smile but I do not take half so kindly to those who defect and disobey. There are far more than humans on the racks in my kingdom.
I find myself very, very unhappy today.
Dear minions, if you want to get on your favorite charming Lord and Master's good side, bring him back. Immediately.
And if I find out who opened the door, well, they will only wish my payment was taken in flesh. God may forgive even the most grievous of sins with a smile but I do not take half so kindly to those who defect and disobey. There are far more than humans on the racks in my kingdom.
