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[graceful_descent]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September findmercyinme and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In April I bought porn for hailtheboyking (-10 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, unjustvengeance (-5000 points). Last Monday I set artistwithknife's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5767 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, grace-descends

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[artistwithknife.livejournal.com]

You MONSTER.

[grace-descends.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on. Sammy's a hellhound. A little fire doesn't hurt him.

[artistwithknife.livejournal.com]

But you SET HIM ON FIRE. Sammy never did anything to you!

[cattygabriel]

... genocide?

[grace-descends.livejournal.com]

Alright, so things might have gotten a little out of hand.

[cattygabriel]

A little. *lips twitch*

So which race was it?

[stillasoldier.livejournal.com]

I do not understand the point of these things.

[grace-descends.livejournal.com]

Humor, Michael. Something you lack.

[stillasoldier.livejournal.com]

I suppose you would find these things humorous.

[divine-tempest.livejournal.com]

Genocide, Lightbringer?

[grace-descends.livejournal.com]

In defense of my name, there was a great deal of light brought.

[divine-tempest.livejournal.com]

If that is supposed to be a joke, it lacks a certain amount of humor.