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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September [livejournal.com profile] findmercyinme and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In April I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] hailtheboyking (-10 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] unjustvengeance (-5000 points). Last Monday I set [livejournal.com profile] artistwithknife's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5767 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
grace-descends

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Date: 2009-12-22 01:22 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-12-22 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grace-descends.livejournal.com
Oh, come on. Sammy's a hellhound. A little fire doesn't hurt him.

Date: 2009-12-22 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artistwithknife.livejournal.com
But you SET HIM ON FIRE. Sammy never did anything to you!

Date: 2009-12-22 03:19 am (UTC)
cattygabriel: (Gabriel)
From: [personal profile] cattygabriel
... genocide?

Date: 2009-12-22 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grace-descends.livejournal.com
Alright, so things might have gotten a little out of hand.

Date: 2009-12-22 06:41 am (UTC)
cattygabriel: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cattygabriel
A little. *lips twitch*

So which race was it?

Date: 2009-12-22 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stillasoldier.livejournal.com
I do not understand the point of these things.

Date: 2009-12-22 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grace-descends.livejournal.com
Humor, Michael. Something you lack.

Date: 2009-12-22 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stillasoldier.livejournal.com
I suppose you would find these things humorous.

Date: 2009-12-22 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] divine-tempest.livejournal.com
Genocide, Lightbringer?
Edited Date: 2009-12-22 06:29 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-12-22 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grace-descends.livejournal.com
In defense of my name, there was a great deal of light brought.

Date: 2009-12-22 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] divine-tempest.livejournal.com
If that is supposed to be a joke, it lacks a certain amount of humor.

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